Trucker Girls Engraving With A Carve King CNC

What IS greatness? Philosophers have been unraveling that one for centuries. My best buddy doesn’t like “rockin”. I’ve never heard him comment on trucker chicks with guy parts so I’m going to assume he’s neutral […]

The Greatest 3D Printer Stand Ever FAIL

I drank raw eggs and tied my tennis shoes extra tight.  I was on a mission.  I was going to design the worlds’ greatest 3D Printer Stand EVER!!!!! It failed.  But what I have ain’t […]

$50 Kitchen Table (Rustic)

My mom wants to buy a $3,000 “rustic” kitchen table.  I interrupted her to tell her that my crappy table cost me $50.  It’s made in pine.  Why?  More rustic!  This is some soft wood.  […]

Squirrel Feeder

Building a squirrel feeder is easy.  Just build a bird feeder and hang it up on your back porch.  It is now a squirrel feeder.  I’ve been tempted to electrocute the squirrels to death.  This […]