Bike Security System

No, this is not a blog about my bike lock.  Even better.  I believe it’s called “security by anonymity”.  It’s the same thing I’ll do when I go to prison.  I’ll just crap into my hand and wipe it all over my face.  I’m not sure what that’ll do, but it sounds better than what could happen in prison.




For what it’s worth, my bike is much uglier now that I’ve made it through 2 years of school.  Most of that blue painter’s tape has worn off.

Additionally, I believe the reports of bike theft were severely overestimated by the fake news at school.  I’ve seen bikes with no locks laying around school for months.

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