Archive for the 'The Bible' Category

Brandon 1:9 Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

Try to configure Linux with faith.

Brandon 1:8 Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

The Amish are the only respectable Christians. The Amish, not unlike the American Indians, aren’t all that interested in “modern” science. I see no problem with a person who rejects the use of electricity AND rejects our current theories on evolution.

Brandon 1:7 Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Micheal Jordan ended racism as far as I’m concerned.

Brandon 1:6 Friday, May 18th, 2007

Even our war-protesting liberals are driving gas guzzling SUV’s
I read a Buddhist philosophy book years ago. It said you can’t expect more from your government than you do from yourself.
There is nothing wrong with being a liberal idealist. However, you’ve got to walk the walk. This is why most liberals […]

Brandon 1:5 Monday, April 30th, 2007

Assuming that Jesus really did float into the sky after he got bored hunting Easter eggs……and
Assuming that Jesus never teleported into another dimension….
It stands to reason that Heaven is a tangible place that we can travel to with either a car, boat, airplane, or more sophisticated technology (such as a spacecraft). If we also […]

Brandon 1:4 Saturday, April 28th, 2007

In regard to updating Windows on a computer….
Updating Windows is about like telling your girlfriend she could lose a couple of pounds.

Derek 1:1 Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

And Derekum said unto him “If it’s good enough logic for Vince McMahon, then it’s almost good enough for me.” and Brandon was pleased.

Brandon 1:3 Friday, April 13th, 2007

“Imus triggered the uproar on his April 4 show when he referred to the mostly black Rutgers women’s basketball team as “nappy-headed hos.”
This guy may be a jackass (I really don’t know), but I haven’t figured out what he said that was so racist. Is saying “hos” racist? It’s on about every […]

Brandon 1:2 Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

It’s easier to read an instruction manual than it is to get George Lucas to give you a back rub.

Brandon 1:1 Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

And Brandon Said To He…..
We have our enlightened Christian who clearly understands concepts that many of us are having a difficult time finding any logic or even purpose to. Fair enough, my eyes have deceived me before.
However, he’s also casting stones at a person who A)Is the kind of guy you want on your […]